Craigslist fun: Selling a vw bus

I try to keep my craigslist ads fun and interesting. Here’s my latest one. Click “read more” to see the ad.
an awesome bus

Look at this bus. Look at this freaking awesome bus. This bus is like the Chuck Norris of vw busses. Pure badass on wheels. From its shiny paint to its nearly perfect headliner, this bus does not disappoint. If you even think about being disappointed, this buss will kick you in the face. Freshly buffed and polished, you can see your reflection in its paint. Except your reflection is even awesomer than real life. Your reflection will be so badass that you’ll get scared and avert your gaze so as not to piss your badass alter ego off.

The entire thing was gone over in 2000 to be made into a daily driver. Completely repainted, the seats redone so they’re nice and comfy and the engine compartment customized to be the ultimate housing for your motor. The engine compartment is rust free and coated (like rhino coat). It has lighting in it so you can admire your engine at night time (because they’re naturally nocturnal). It even has a cool little control panel in the engine compartment that allows you to prime and start your engine without going up to the front of the bus. The front seats have been re-stuffed and are quite comfortable. The floors are solid and the dash is nice and clean with only a couple small cracks. There are some extra guages like fuel pressure, a tachometer, oil pressure, oil temp. There’s even a badass CD player from like 1999. The passenger compartment is strait and solid, it does not have rear seats.

It currently does not have an engine or transmission. Who needs that junk anyway? When you purchase this bus, not only do you get to own the most awesomely badass vw bus that there ever has been, you get a bill of sale so you can title it. If you ask really nice, I’ll also toss in a VW refrigerator and stove from a camper bus.

I’m very motivated to get this bus moved so I can bring home another project. Make me an offer, I’m even open to some trades. I can even customize this bus for you. I have a magic marker and am willing to draw unicorns, narwhals, even rambo on it if you want… and you know you want.

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